Thursday, April 22, 2004

Kali And Cherish Strokejob

magicpie @ 2004-04-22T14: 34:00

Mrs. Wolf: I'll never make back my clock to the clock of the students, and on Wednesday I have the whole afternoon standing at the bus stop, because I missed two unions! 've Thought all day cursing at you.
Tina: At least you have thought of us.
Mrs. Wolf: Otherwise, I think only nice to you, since you are still the class of nettese school.

Jaja. : D

Friday, April 9, 2004

Who Said Alicia Rhodes Retired

The tale of the sad sadness

It was a small woman who came along the dusty dirt road. She was probably quite old, but her gait was slightly and her smile shone like that of a reckless girl. At a being which she stopped and looked down. She could not recognize much. The being that since sat in the dust of the road seemed almost körperlos.Es recalled a flannel blanket with human contours. The little woman bent down a little and asked, 'Who are you? " Two almost lifeless eyes looked tired on. 'I? I am the sadness', the voice whispered, haltingly, and so softly that it was hard to hear. 'Oh, the sadness! " cried the little woman happy, as if they would welcome an old friend. 'You know me? " asked the sadness suspicious. 'Of course I know you! Again and again once you've been my companion on the road. " 'Yes, but ...', suspected the sadness, "Why not then you flee from me? Have you no Fear? " 'Why should I run away from you, my dear? You know yourself very well that you keep up pace with every fleeting. But what I want to ask you: Why are you so discouraged? 'I ... I'm sad, "replied the gray figure with a broken voice. The little old woman sat down beside her. 'So you are sad, "she said, nodding her head sympathetically. 'Tell me, what makes you so depressed. " The Sadness sighed deeply. Should that this time someone will listen? How often she wished that. 'Oh, you know,' she began hesitating and wondering, 'is it that just nobody likes me. It happens to my Determination to go among the people and stay for some time with them. But when I come to them, they are scared. They are afraid of me and avoid me like the plague. " The sadness swallowed hard. 'They have invented sentences, that they want to banish me. They say: Shut up, life is fun. And their false laughter leads to stomach cramps and difficulty breathing. They say: Praise be to what makes us tough. And then they get chest pain. They say: You have to tear. And they felt the tearing in the shoulders and back. They say: Only weaklings cry. And beyond the pent-up tears almost their heads. Or, they numb themselves with alcohol and drugs, so they do not have to feel me. " 'Oh yes', confirmed the old woman, "such people are often met me already." The sadness still fell a little more into herself. 'And I want to help people but only. If I am close to them, they can find themselves. I help them to build a nest to nurse their wounds. Who is sad, has a very thin skin. Some regret breaking up again like a badly healed wound, and that hurts a lot. But only those who allow the grief and all the unshed tears crying, it can really heal his wounds. But people do not even know me to help them. Instead, they put on a dazzling smile about their scars. Or they put a thick armor of bitterness. " The sadness was silent. Her crying was only weakly, then more and finally in despair. The little old woman took the sunken down into her comforting arms. How soft and tender she feels, she thought, tenderly stroking the quivering bundle. "Wines only sadness," she whispered lovingly, 'Rest a little, so you can gain power again. You shall henceforth not walk alone anymore. I will accompany you, so that the chill does not become worse. " The sadness stopped crying. She sat up and looked surprised at her new companion, 'But ... -but who are really you? " 'I? " said the little old woman with a smile, and then she smiled again recklessly like a little girl. 'I am the hope. "

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I wear a thousand masks

Please hear what I say not!
let fool you not from me. Let yourself be fooled by the face that I do. Because I wear a thousand masks-masks that I am afraid to take off. And none of them I am. Pretending is an art that's second nature with me. But let yourself be fooled by not, for God's sake, do not be fooled by me.
I do feel like I'm approachable, as if everything was sunny and bright in me, inside and out, as if my name and my confidence Cool game, but I could be still water, and when I decide on anything, so I do not need anyone.
believe But not me, please, I do not think so! My surface may seem smooth, but it is my mask. Among them is not appropriate. By this I am what I am really confused, afraid and alone. But I hide this I do not want anyone to notice. At the mere thought of my weakness, I panic and am afraid of it, myself other exposed. Precisely why I frantically create a mask behind which I hide from me: a casual, clever facade that helps me pretend, to shield me from the glance, would recognize me. Indeed, this view would be just my salvation. And I know it. If he had connected with adopted, with love. Since [s] is the only one that would give me the security I can not assure myself, that I'm really worth something.
But I do not tell you. I dare not. I'm afraid. I'm afraid that your view is not accompanied by acceptance and love. I fear you will think less of me and laugh at me and your laugh would kill me. I'm afraid that deep down I am nothing in myself, no good, and that you will see this and reject me. So I play
my game, my desperate game: a safe facade outside and a trembling child within.
I speak, therefore, in the usual sound superficial chatter. I tell you all that is really nothing, and nothing of all that is really what's crying within me, so you do not be fooled by what I'm talking out of habit.
Please listen carefully and try to hear what I say, not what to say I like what I'm talking about the sake of survival and what I can not say.
I hate hide and seek. Honest! I hate this superficial game that I perform there. It is a phony games. I really want to be genuine and spontaneous, just myself, but you must help me. You have to stretch out your hand even when it seems to be just as last thing I want. Only you can empty it, take dead shine from my eyes. Only you know what you can call to live. Each time you are kind and gentle and encouraging me do, every time you try to understand because you're really worried about me getting my heart wings very small wings, very feeble wings, but wings!
your intuition, your compassion and the power of your understanding, I bring it to life. I want you to know that.
I want you to know how important you are to me, how much you can make a man out of me, which I'm really, if you will.
Please, I wish you wanted it, you alone can break down the wall behind which I tremble. You alone can remove my mask. You alone can release me from my shadow-world of fear and insecurity rid of my loneliness. Do not look on me. Please, please, ignoring me! It will not be easy for you. A long conviction of worthlessness, creates thick walls. The closer you come to me, the more blind I hit back. I fight against the very thing I cry. But I am told that love is stronger than strong walls, and therein lies my hope.
Please try to tear down these walls, for sure, but my delicate hands: a child is very sensitive.
Who am I, you may ask? I am someone you know very well. For I am anyone you meet, every man and woman who meet you.

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Drinking and driving: death of an innocent

I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, so I did not drink Alkohol.Ich felt proud of myself, just as you said it. I plan to not drink and drive, Mom, even if the other knows that mokierten.Ich that it was right, Mom, I know you are always right. The party is finally ending, Mom, all I weg.Als ride in my car went, Mom, I knew that I would get home: Because your education - responsibly Sun fein.Ich and started to drive away, Mom, and turned into the street. But the other driver did not see me and hit me with full Wucht.Als I lay on the pavement, Mom, I heard the policeman who was drunk. And now I'm the one who pay for it muss.Ich lying here dying, Mom, I wish you'd get here soon. How could this happen? My life just burst like a Luftballon.Ringsherum is blood all, Mom, and most of it is me. I hear the medic say, Mom, that there is no help for me gibt.Ich you just wanted to say, Mom, I swear I did not drink. It was the others, mummy, which was probably just do not have nachgedacht.Er auf der gleichen Party wie ich, Mami. Der einzige Unterschied ist nur: Er hat getrunken, und ich werde sterben.Warum trinken die Menschen, Mami? Es kann das ganze Leben ruinieren. Ich habe jetzt starke Schmerzen, wie Messerstiche so scharf.Der Mann, der mich angefahren hat, Mami, läuft herum, und ich liege hier im Sterben. Er guckt nur dumm.Sag' meinem Bruder, dass er nicht weinen soll, Mami. Und Papi soll tapfer sein. Und wenn ich dann im Himmel bin, Mami, schreibt "Papis Mädchen" auf meinen Grabstein.Jemand hätte es ihm sagen sollen, Mami, nicht trinken und dann fahren. Wenn man ihm das gesagt hätte, Mami, würde ich noch leben.Mein Atem wird kürzer, Mami, ich habe große Angst. Bitte, weine nicht um mich, Mami. You were always there when I have you brauchte.Ich just one last question Mom, before I go away from here: I did not drink and drive, why am I the one to die?

Sunday, March 28, 2004

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demons summer

think "All nations will continue to exist forever. You do not believe that any time they will be gone. The Sinnissippi were so. They did not believe that they would ever be eradicated. But that's exactly what happened. Dewin People , nest, also believes this. They will survive forever, they think. Nbichts can destroy them, delete them so completely from the world and history, that only its name remains. you have such confidence in their invulnerability. And but begins to be destroyed already. It comes very gradually, in small steps. Bit by bit they lose their faith in your own life is filled with ever-increasing cynicism. Small acts of kindness and charity are considered as meaningless or as a sign of weakness. Small mistakes lead to significant behavior. It is not enough to ignore the rudeness of others, they must be repaid in kind. People are intolerant and quick to make, to judgments about others. They are without quality. If a man claims God spoke to him, promptly announced another, it was a false god was. If no shelter the homeless see, they are certainly to blame for their situation. If the poor have no job, then this is surely because they do not want. If someone whose life does not match yours, is struck by a serious illness, he certainly has the self-inflicted.
Look at your people, Nest Freemark. Your people have their old people in the lurch. They avoid the sick. They neglect their children. They make all down who are different. You make every day acts of embezzlement, fraud and corruption. They promote lies that undermine people's faith. Every little darkness is the breeding ground for a new one. Every little case of anger, bitterness, pettiness and greed creates another. They are haunted by a sense of futility. They feel powerless to effect even the smallest change. Your insanity is created by them, yet they are powerless against him because they refuse to recognize its origin. They are at war with itself, but they do not even try to fathom the nature of the battle, which they suggest.
believe only a handful of your people, that life in this country today is better than it was twenty years ago? Do you think that the dark things that inhabit it, have become less threatening? Do they feel in their homes and cities safer today? Do they feel that honor, trust and compassion weigh more than greed, deception and contempt? Can you assure me that you do not fear them?
We recognize not always the thing that comes to destroy us. That is the lesson of Sinnissippi. It can take many different forms. Perhaps it was my people was destroyed by a world that demanded a change, who do not join. But there is reason to believe that your people destroyed themselves "


Terry Brooks -. Demons summer, p. 114-115

Thursday, March 11, 2004

How Long Do Cigars Stay Fresh In A Sealed Box?

In cistern Veritas!

One and one is not just two, but of course, also eleven, at least if. If a little thinking and the possibility of the imagination the room is the attention it deserves!
against both - imagination and thoughtfulness - proved to the Saxony state government, as so often remarkably resistant when it came to revising the education law for the Free State of Saxony. After all - it was realized that the little children cheeky, cheeky, rude and stupid, which, while noted for thousands of years, every current aging generation of new, but this time it's true.
Finally, it is now ready with the young vegetables that, in bus and train to the old people a seat offers more of what it has not dared to Socrates' time for sure. Now you could say this has to do with the outrageous prices that even reduced Tickets are to fork out yet, as anyone who has gelöhnt properly, may also want to sit for his money.
Or you can research deep into the adolescent brain stem, stuck in the time since the baby has that a child can be anywhere, even a baby. Back to parental lashed tiny you see today actually on each matter how obscure spot: On AC / DC concerts, in the first series of musical performances in the pit lane at the Nurburgring, in smoky pubs, in hooligan brawls and even the emancipated woman doctor used it as a paperweight bellows ever to complete the death certificate for a run over grandma, while a date with the Feng Shui consultant auskaspert. Also in the waiting areas of public administration bodies attracts one of the whimpering end Nachwuschs last nerve encounters with your feet or sing three hours on a song that really takes three minutes to nut lectures. So why should a child in the car not stehenm where they may soon anyway for always lie, as the child is from somewhere known spongy?

Well, there you could start, right? Affordable ticket prices and nursery places for all - so I would imagine the reaction of an effective government. But not the Saxon. The recalls in the face of noisy and pillaging hordes in our schools, interestingly, the name of the nailed by the ruling party will eventually also in their own name and has in its infinite wisdom, that now serve to strengthen Christian values to guide for Saxon students.
I do not know now whether I should keep for simply stupid, or for a very charming idea. Probably the Wahrehit lies in the middle. If I take only my own daughter, which I often hit too happy, but I would trust as an enlightened and politically correct human of course, never. What a great temptation to smuggle her komprimittierendes material in the staple, for the discovery of them in Torture chamber of the whole Christian School thumbscrews would get created or would pinched with red-hot tongs! With what pleasure would
honest the otherwise lazy and unwilling to benefit students roam the local woods to collect wood for the pyre on which the so hated religion teacher is to be released from his heretical thoughts!
Full of energy could run up the small secondary-Nazi to top form when the pursuit and slaying of another faith would finally be allowed back and instead of a criminal complaint rather the elevation to the status of a saint beckoned - the headscarf issue would be just as simply as thoroughly from the podium! What a blessing!
How quiet we could all sleep again, if such a fundamentally democratic institution like the Catholic Church the task would take over all the submission and any authority faith to banish from our educational institutions and, instead, as it already is getting their way, people to critique and truth encouraging!

friends, we are heading for sunny days! The light beam of the Saviour will light up the children in the dark season, the path to education, as the number of fatal to school casualties from day to day fall - probably up to a negative value: If no surprise there, if little son in the afternoon healthy and with a sister by the Page from the school come to think of the morning was not even on!
Lunch will be almost free if the Son of God raises only his kindly eye on the flesh-pots of Saxony and one dish vegetable stew school feeding the four thousand - or five thousand, according to the Gospel - is. And can also learn how to swim too soon need no more, because you walk on dry ground Elbe, splices or pond to the temple of knowledge, as he once did. Delicious wine will run us to the toilet flush ...
Who would not be a child again?

Spiesser - the youth magazine, No. 87, p. 18 - "Commented"

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magicpie @ 2004-03-11T15: 06:00

Mrs. Weiner: The formula is so cheap, which is on every bag of pudding.

Mr. Riede: Anne, would you please refrain from drinking too fünfundsiebzigmal the hour? There is no reason, except in this bottle there are any drugs, I hope not.

Anne H.: Mr. Riede, they must accept only males in their tasks?
Mr. Riede: But why, the term includes hunters but also women, right? And when I come to think of ... people who ask such questions, are feminists and do not interest me.

Monday, February 23, 2004

Mouse Does Not Work On Dsl

magicpie @ 2004-02-23T16: 01:00

Mr. Riede (at half past one in the afternoon), "Good morning!"
Jörg: "Why do they welcome us in the afternoon with 'Good morning' and not 'Good day'?"
Mr. Riede: "Because of the good day for me only starts when I no more pupils will have to bear for me * smile *."

Thursday, February 12, 2004

Can Implantation Be Heavier With Twins

magicpie @ 2004-02-12T17: 23:00

grandma Erna (83) of 11-year-old robbed

KÖNIGSBRÜCK - Has this girl ever no conscience? Only eleven years old is the student from Königsbrück but go a brutal thug. Saxony's youngest girl robbers attacked a pensioner on a bright morning because they wanted their money.

"Well, something I never happened," shakes Erna B. (83) angry the head. A life she has toiled, survived World War and poverty. Now the nasty attack. "Unbelievable," she moans. "But I was lucky that I am not overthrown. But I was recently operated on only at the hip."
grandma Erna was the morning on the way to their GP, walked slowly through the narrow Badweg. "There were no passers-by," recalls the retired. "Up to this very pretty blonde girl with long hair. She asked me for the time, thanks."
As Grandma Erna zuwandt the eleven-year back, she pushed the girl brutally Kreut, tore the shopping street in the hand, ran away (prey: 120 €). But the robber girl did not get far. It snapped a patrol in the area. Case clarified offender freed. For a child is not criminally responsible. Grandma Erna: "That does not calm now I walk alone, the fear is now accessible.."

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Tuesday, February 10, 2004

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magicpie @ 2004-02-10T13: 17:00

May I introduce:


Gynaecology - German Art. Trained weaver.


Mr. Ploss - Math & astrology. My absolute "favorite teacher".


Mr Gerster - Math (fortunately only credit course) & Physics. Horror.


Mr. Boehm (Chemistry & Bio) at his favorite activity - play with fire, pop, explode. ;)

More to come. Hehe.

Monday, February 9, 2004

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Kathryn Lamb - Help! I want to get out of here! Survival Tips for School

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Klingeling!
(The clip from hell)


you know the expression "saved by the gong"? The is from boxing, but can be modified easily transferred to the school day - especially if a particularly difficult or tedious hour is terminated by the school bell. The bell has made you happy and you close up the wild to hunt for the nearest door.
The noise of bells, gongs and bells of all kinds will give you much in the coming years familiar. The adults in your life are you from time to fully blow the ears and tell how dangerous it is to listen to loud music, especially disco. "It hurts your ears. In the end you're deaf? What? What did you say? Now talking loud but I do not understand a word if you hinmurmelst in front of you. "
Next, they ask you if you also have made good the alarm clock. "You can not even be late for school, you know?" They gave you quite deliberately a very harmless looking Weckerchen bought the ring you then shredded every morning at seven in the eardrum. And after that your whole day at regular intervals by loud, insistent ringing of the bell cut, indicating the beginning or end of each lesson. Sure, you also know
the almost legendary "For Whom the Bell Tolls". Thus, the fateful moment has meant that occurs when you are called to a math class to which you have not prepared. (I bet you you can imagine in this moment 1649 places where you'd prefer, and 2935 things would you do better.)
The school is supposedly the best time of our lives. Even such a great saying, but for most people this is probably a slight exaggeration (or outright lie). People taking such sayings look, probably by a bright pink glasses on their school days back. had other words, they only remember the funny moments and forget all the days on which they are currently at loggerheads with their friends or forget their homework. Few people find the school great and honest then their enthusiasm is contagious or annoying either, that depends on your point of view.
fact is that the school will bring you safely some happy days when you think back you, but you must also count on days when not everything goes so smoothly. The most important thing remains: Do not stress!

Sunday, February 8, 2004

Mastibating Ladies To Watch

magicpie @ 2004-02-08T16: 47:00

of education and impressions

The term expresses an impression of an impression of an expression. There are two different types of expressions and impressions least. For example, there would be the expression of a computer. With the help of this interesting impressions can be reached by the expression of the impressions of an expression. Or: The expression of an impression of a person at a particular time also indicates a sense of the expression of a person. It would be clearly separated by expression of an attitude or impression of an experience. One can easily give a false impression by a careless expression, even though you tried the impression of an expression to express. Here, the expression of the other person too quickly impressed. would be to confuse the nature of the expression in relation to the face and tongue; The kind of impression in terms of experience and adventure.
Katharina Philipp

Friday, February 6, 2004

Freezing Garbanzo Beans

magicpie @ 2004-02-06T18: 53:00

Mr. Riedel, a role dictating: In a large glass someone has collected 5 cent coins. [Pause] Yes, well, I'm at home 'nen box with hundreds of euro notes, which is something like that. [Grins]

Mr. Riede, after Frank Naumburg 3rd announced the same times, but wrong result has: There's already stubbornness behind, right?

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magicpie @ 2004-02-03T18: 51:00

Gynecology: Draw what you is important!
Jacob: So a cigarette, a bottle of beer and a joint ...